ON THIS DAY
- I'm surprised it took science that long to catchup.
- That gave the inventors of the BL sandwich an idea.
- This immediately stopped people from suicide by BLT.
- The company that made the bumper stickers, "Ketchup Kills" immediately went out of business.
- That meant all of the existing charges of "assault with a deadly ketchup" were dropped immediately.
- After all, it appears so menacing.