YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO COFFEE WHEN...

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  1. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze 
  2. You chew on other people's fingernails 
  3. The song you love the most goes like this, "The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup" 
  4. You're so wired you pick up radio signals 
  5. Your name is Mike, but people call you Buzz 
  6. At your last annual physical, you broke your doctor's stethoscope 
  7. Teeth whitening strips don't stand a chance 
  8. Your vanity license plate says: Jitter-Bug 
  9. You have a picture of your coffee mug... on your coffee mug 
  10. You ski uphill 
  11. When your wife asks what you think of her new hair-do, you say, "I like it a latte'." 
  12. You feel fine, but co-workers think you have Parkinsons
  13. Once upon a time you loved NASCAR and hockey, but now they're too slow 
  14. You've done 5 miles on your treadmill before you discover it's not turned on 
  15. You don't sweat... you percolate 
  16. You don't tan you roast 
  17. You don't get mad... you get steamed 
  18. You named your cats Cream and Sugar, and your dog Starbuck 
  19. Your wife is your coffee mate 
  20. Your lips are stuck in the sipping position 
  21. You speak so fast people ask, "Have you ever considered being "An auctioneer?" 
  22. You can jump-start your car without cables. 

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