- When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
- A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
- Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
- Women live longer than men.
- If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
- There are times when a woman can make all her problems disappear with a piece of chocolate.
- A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
- If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
- Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
- Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
- Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
- A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
- If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
- If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
- Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
- Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
- A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
REASONS IT'S GREAT TO BE A WOMAN
This ought to give you hours worth of phone calls:
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