- Allergies to plastic grass have made it become increasingly difficult to perform job.
- No matter how much fiber he eats, can only muster those tiny round movements.
- Sick and tired of harassing phone calls from Elmer Fudd.
- Every year, Santa laughs and slams door in his face when he asks if the elves could give him a hand.
- Candy makers who create his likeness in chocolate too often exaggerate the size of his ears, yet underestimate the size of other body parts.
- Tired of receiving junk mail addressed to Peter Cottontail.
- The one major perk of his job, Easter Candy, has also caused him to have rotted teeth.
- Sick of being teased about carrying a marshmallow peep.
- Litigation against Cadbury Bunny still unresolved.
- Continually frustrated by being shot at every time he visits _____'s. (redneck part of town)
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
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