- Is a salesman
- Is his mother's only son
- Can look at your name-brand clothes, and name what brands they are
- Doesn't take his shoes off when he comes over
- Thinks he has a better ass than you do
- Has a criminal past
- Gets drunk on your first few dates
- Doesn't open doors for you
- Considers sweat pants a part of his every day wardrobe
- Won't let you go out with him on weekends or meet his friends
- Has to ask his mother for her opinion before he makes a decision
- Mentions his 'ex' within the first five dates
- Calls you 'dude'
- Still hangs out with the same people he hung out with in high school
- Gets mushy and weepy when he's drunk
- Swears in front of children
- Alphabetizes his spices
- Reuses his Ziploc bags
- Uses cologne to hide BO
- Has expired milk in the fridge
- Can't cook anything besides toaster strudel
- Spends more time in the mirror than you do
- With his first name in his last name (i.e., John Johnson)
- Is over 30 and still lives with his parents
- Asks you to chip in for gas
- Is 'roommates' with his ex
- Doesn't have a driver's license or own a car
- Gets a lot of calls from girls that are 'just friends'
- Has kids, but no job
- Lives with his baby's momma
- Forgets his wallet on the first date
- Takes you to Chuck E. Cheese on the first date
- Wears old, dirty sneakers (shoes tell a lot about a person)
- Had a few beers before the first date even started
- Just got divorced
- Plays more video games than your 10 year-old brother
- Can't even keep his car clean (inside and out)
- Can never spend the holidays with you because he works
- Never stays the night because he has to give his mom a ride to work in the morning
- Refuses to bring home some of your leftover cooking
- Who shuts off his cell phone at certain times of the night
- Wants you to marry him within the first six months (he's hiding something)
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
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