WOULD YOU RATHER?

  • Would you rather smell like poop and not know it or constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell? 
  • Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never be able to speak again? 
  • Would you rather be itchy for the rest of your life or be sticky for the rest of your life? 
  • Would you rather eat a bowl of vomit or lick a hobo's foot? 
  • Would you rather go through life with a perpetual cold sore on your mouth or go through life with a booger hanging from your nose? 
  • Would you rather smell like eggs when you burp or have a green cloud appear when you fart? 
  • Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel like you have to sneeze but not be able to? 
  • Would you rather only be able to listen to Nickelback songs or reread all 56 pages of iTunes' terms and conditions, every day for the rest of your life? 
  • Would you rather live like a king but have no friends and family or be homeless with your friends and family? 
  • Would you rather pry off your thumbnail with a fork or put a toothpick under my your toenail and kick a wall? 
  • Would you rather know when you're going to die or know how you're going to die? 

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