BOYFRIENDS
When it comes to boyfriends, a recent Glamour magazine poll of female friends found:
- 93% of women would tell a friend that she saw her boyfriend kissing another woman.
- 61% of women would not tell a co-worker she saw her boyfriend kissing another woman.
- 61% of women would not tell a stranger that she has spinach in her teeth.
- 76% of women would not date a friend's ex.
- Too much makeup!
- Please, please order more than just a salad.
- They all look like cubic zirconia to me.
- I heard a noise. Can you go check it out?
- Could you possibly do that thing my ex-girlfriend used to do?
- I think your mom is kinda sexy.
- Frankly, I'm scared of your dad.
- Shoot, honey, don't ask me! I can't figure out the damn iPod either.
- Nice rack!
- Shhhh! You're gonna wake my roommate.
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