Bristol Palin turns 28 today, going on 50. Basically, she's a conservative Kardashian. Zac Efron turns 31. Doesn't it seem like he should at least be in his 40s? He's been around forever!
Rap singer Nonchalant (Tanya Pointer) turns 48 today. We don't care one way or the other. She's unconcerned and planning a low-key party and not to get very excited.
Jean-Claude Van Damme is facing his 58th birthday today. Get out of that one, tough guy!
Pam Dawber of the old "Mork and Mindy" show turns 67 today. But that's old nanu-nanu's. I'm sure working with Robin Williams all those years aged her the most. She's been married to Mark Harmon for over 30 years.
Singer Joe Egan turns 72 today. He was the non-Gerry Rafferty half of the group, Stealer's Wheel who sang "Stuck in the Middle With You."
Dawn Wells, Maryann from Gilligan's Island, turns the big 8-0. Wow. She spent three years stranded on "Gilligan's Island" and then the next 30 years stuck in reruns.
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