THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH THAT LEFTOVER FAKE EASTER GRASS

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH THAT LEFTOVER FAKE EASTER GRASS

1. Sell it to Willie Nelson as a practical joke.
2. Take it golfing and use it repair divots.
3. Sell it on eBay as dandruff from the Jolly Green Giant.
4. Knit a second-place sweater for next year's Masters golf tournament.
5. Make Donald Trump a March Madness hairpiece.