TOP FIVE PREDICTIONS FOR TONIGHT'S PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

1. Every time Hillary coughs, Trump will say, "See?"
2. At least once you will say, "I'm missing Monday Night Football for THIS?"
3. Hillary's #1 reason to vote for her: "I'm not him!"
4. At least once, Trump will call Lester Holt "Leslie"
5. It'll be sponsored by Pepto Bismal