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OTHER STUFF....

They now say it was a guy with a sledgehammer dressed like a construction worker that destroyed Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. We don't know at this time if any of the other Village People were involved. Wasn't Hillary the one who said, "It takes a village, people?" Just a little over a week until this presidential election nightmare is over. I hope they named the country the "Designated Survivor."

REASONS TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you candy. It's okay when the person you're with, fantasizes that you're someone else, because you are! 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. If you don't get what you want, you can go next door. It doesn't matter if the kid's hear you moaning and groaning. Less guilt the next morning. You can "do" the whole neighborhood!

THINGS TO LOOK FOR IN A PUMPKIN

Some things to keep in mind when picking a pumpkin for carving: Choose one that sits up straight and shows no skin damage. Look for a long sturdy stem. Avoid pumpkins with dry stems; they have been picked for awhile and will deteriorate sooner. Once picked, uncarved pumpkins will last into December. Carved pumpkins will last up to a month.

FRANKENSTEIN FRIDAY

The classic horror flick "Frankenstein," starring Boris Karloff as the monster, is celebrating its 85th anniversary this November. It came out in 1931. Here's some trivia about the movie from the Internet Movie Database: Not long before filming began, Colin Clive (Dr. Frankenstein) broke a leg in a horse riding accident. Consequently, most of Dr. Frankenstein's scenes were shot with him sitting. When filming the scene where the monster emerges from the burnt windmill, Karloff, Boris slipped and fell into the water-filled well. Upon being helped out, he realized he had broken a leg in the fall. The metal struts used to stiffen his legs (for the famous "monster lurch") helped keep the bones in place until they could be properly set. The musical soundtrack for this film proved so popular, it was used again in the "Flash Gordon" serials starring Crabbe, Buster. When Frankenstein's castle is self-destructing, the Doctor can be seen against ...

DID YOU KNOW?

A survey found that the most useful thing that students learn while at college is how to do laundry. 30% of women in a recent survey say they won't marry a man who has a bad credit score. 62% of employers say they would work harder if their bosses would give them a Christmas bonus. 42% of office workers say office gossip is their favorite reason to go to work. Over 90% of American households bought a pie last week.

TODAY'S IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION

28% of people do what at home, while 70% do it somewhere else? Wash their car.

THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW

Twitter announced it's going to cut 9% of its worldwide workforce. Contract renewal talks between Fox News' Megyn Kelly and the network's top brass are heating up, with the star anchor seeking a salary north of $20 million, the Wall Street Journal reports. Speaking of. Megyn Kelly will join Kelly Ripa as a guest co-host on November 9th. Michael Phelps has been secretly married for months. He tied the knot with his fiance Nicole Johnson back on June 13 in Maricopa County, AZ. They've found two previously undiscovered shipwrecks at the bottom of Lake Michigan, from the late 1800's. Thousands of women walked off their jobs in Iceland Monday at 2:38pm, to protest the difference in salaries between men and women in that country. They figured that since women make 18% less than men, they were working for free after 2:38pm. So, they left. Megan Fox is posting pictures of her newest baby, Journey River, her third with Brian Austin Green. We're hearing that the ...