REASONS TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

1. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
2. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.
3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
4. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you candy.
5. It's okay when the person you're with, fantasizes that you're someone else, because you are!
6. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
7. If you don't get what you want, you can go next door.
8. It doesn't matter if the kid's hear you moaning and groaning.
9. Less guilt the next morning.
10. You can "do" the whole neighborhood!