THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ON HALLOWEEN BUT AREN'T

• She's a goblin!
• I'd like to get a little somethin' in the sack tonight.
• Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
• She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
• If you just lick it, it will last longer.
• Let me see your big sack.
• Can I eat your zagnuts?
• Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
• You scared me stiff!
• He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!