REASONS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T PLANT A GARDEN THIS YEAR

Plants say that you have a green middle finger
You're the Burpee's "Don't be this guy" poster child
Garden stores refer to sell you seeds, saying they don't want to be accomplices
You've had seven plastic plants die on you
With your wife suddenly gone, you know what the neighbors will suspect

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