List reasons why you should not vote for Kamala Harris
The Conviction Rate Conundrum: Some folks point out that during her time as a prosecutor in California, Harris had a high conviction rate against black men. I'm not saying she was playing a game of "Who can lock up the most people?", but it does raise some eyebrows.
Identity Crisis: Harris was accused of identifying as Jamaican and Indian until she realized the sorority would support her, and then suddenly, she became black. Talk about a political chameleon!
All-Inclusive or All-Exclusive?: There's also the claim that she once said, "I can't do anything just for black people." I'm not one to judge, but that's like saying, "I can't do anything just for chocolate lovers." What's a girl to do?
Policy Pitfalls: Some people believe Harris's policies will hurt the Americans they care about. I mean, who doesn't love a good policy debate? But hey, at least she's not proposing a "No More Pizza Tuesdays" policy, am I right?
Laughing Matter: Let's not forget the infamous "Kamala Cackle." Some people find her laugh awkward and off-putting. But hey, at least she's not laughing maniacally while plotting world domination... or is she?
Political Pandering: There's a concern that Harris might be trying to sell America on all the DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) reasons they should vote for her rather than focusing on the actual issues at hand. It's like trying to sell a car by saying, "Look at how shiny it is!" rather than talking about the engine.
Incompetent Leader: Some people believe Harris is an incompetent leader who has continually failed. Who hasn't had a boss like that at some point in their life?
Identity Crisis: Harris was accused of identifying as Jamaican and Indian until she realized the sorority would support her, and then suddenly, she became black. Talk about a political chameleon!
All-Inclusive or All-Exclusive?: There's also the claim that she once said, "I can't do anything just for black people." I'm not one to judge, but that's like saying, "I can't do anything just for chocolate lovers." What's a girl to do?
Policy Pitfalls: Some people believe Harris's policies will hurt the Americans they care about. I mean, who doesn't love a good policy debate? But hey, at least she's not proposing a "No More Pizza Tuesdays" policy, am I right?
Laughing Matter: Let's not forget the infamous "Kamala Cackle." Some people find her laugh awkward and off-putting. But hey, at least she's not laughing maniacally while plotting world domination... or is she?
Political Pandering: There's a concern that Harris might be trying to sell America on all the DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) reasons they should vote for her rather than focusing on the actual issues at hand. It's like trying to sell a car by saying, "Look at how shiny it is!" rather than talking about the engine.
Incompetent Leader: Some people believe Harris is an incompetent leader who has continually failed. Who hasn't had a boss like that at some point in their life?
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