WOULD YOU RATHER?

Would you rather have all food taste like re-fried beans or have all people sound to you like Gilbert Godfrey?
Would you rather have a utility belt that can shrink anything to the size of a quarter and restore it back to normal or own a hoverboard?
Would you rather have no bones in your neck or feet that are turned backwards?
Would you rather spend you last night on earth drinking with friends or having sex with your favorite movie star?
Would you rather always have bad breath for which there was no cure, or always be 100 pounds overweight?
Would you rather have a month of solitary confinement, or a month of being handcuffed to your spouse?
Would you rather fall into a dumpster full of non-poisonous snakes, or be bitten on the leg by a pit bull?
Would you rather be freed by the fire department after you got your hand stuck in the toilet bowl, or after your big toe got stuck in the bathtub faucet?
Would you rather have everyone tell you exactly what they think of you, or have everyone constantly hit you up for a loan?
Would you rather live in a world where all dirty words and vulgar expressions were censored with silly bleeps, buzzes, and cuckoos, or live in a world where it rained superballs.
Would you rather stutter badly, or drool noticeably?