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FUN WAYS TO GET RID OF TELEMARKETERS
- Pretend you don't speak English.
- Say "Hold on," then scream to a nonexistent person: "If you try to take the knife out, it'll just hurt worse!"
- Burst into tears when money is mentioned.
- Ask if the deal is good for all your personalities.
- Tell them you'll accept their offer if they can guess the color of your socks.
- Repeat everything they say in the form of a question.
- As soon as they identify themselves, say, "You guys are still in business? I thought you went under after the scandal at your company."
- Tell them the restraining order applies to phone calls as well as physical distance.
- Mutter: "Oh, no. Not another one. The last one almost got me the death penalty."
- Hang up the phone!
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