HEADLINE TRUTH OR TRASH
"Keanu Reeves Plans to Star in an Anti-Matrix Film!"
Trash! But if he did, they could call it the "May Not Trix"
"Wait, What?" Quip Tops University's Annual Banished Words List!
Truth! Other phrases that should stay in 2021 include, "no worries," "the new normal," and "supply chain."
"Alexa Tells Kid To Touch Live Plug With Penny!"
Truth! An Amazon Echo "challenged" a 10-year-old girl to touch a coin to the prongs of a half-inserted plug, her mother tweeted.
"Antonio Brown Has A Huge Gambling Problem!"
Trash! But people were concerned he would lose his shirt.
"Zebras On The Run For Months In Maryland Have Been Captured!"
Truth! Two zebras running loose since escaping a Maryland farm about four months ago were returned to their herd last week.
"Biggest Hit TV Show in India Is A Dancing Contest!"
Trash! But if they had one, they could call it "Dancing with the Sitars." Or not.
"Cat Finally Rescued After Days-Long Stay Atop 36-Foot Pole!"
Truth! The feline stayed put despite efforts by his owner and others to coax him down in Aurora, Colorado.
"850-Pound Pot Brownie Brings New Meaning To 'Getting Baked'"
Truth! The supersized marijuana treat contains a whopping 20,000 milligrams of THC.
"Pistachios Are The New Thinking Food!"
Trash! But if you are thinking about them, get the already shelled ones.
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