SIGNS YOU LIVE IN A TOUGH TOWN
Your Ice Cream truck plays "taps."
The gun shops have "Back to School" sales.
The High school newspaper has obituary columns.
Restaurants serve BROKEN leg of lamb.
Bowling center patrons only bowl overhand.
Advice columns have hints like how to get the blood off a chainsaw.
Your 911 emergency calling service has a two-day waiting list.
Mothers give their kids $50 every day for the holdup, man.
Your "Honor students" practice is saying, "Not anymore, your honor."