"I will love you through life and even through death... But one thing I will always hate is your stinky morning breath."
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue; The Clinic just called and your tests were negative too."
"You were mean when we met and when we were apart... So today I have come to rip out your heart!"
"As we travel the winding mysterious road of life, I realize there's no way in hell I want you as my wife."
"Cupid drew and arrow and made a little notch; He aimed a little low, and it hit me in the... Ooooh!"


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