MY OTHER THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
I find it ironic that the biggest thorn in the side of the president with bad hair is named Comey. (Comb-ee)
The headline I liked was "Comey Versus Comb-over."
Can I count watching all that Comey testimony towards my jury duty requirement?
Remember, Comey is just a "d" away from Comedy.
I'd just like to thank you for your loyalty, without me having to demand it.
I was waiting for someone to say, "The FBI has more leaks than a Chinese market!"
A Bud Light truck overturned in Tempe, Arizona, yesterday, spilling cans of beer everywhere. Thanks to all the volunteers, the mess was cleaned up in 6 minutes.
I'd love to put on a TED talk, but I don't know any Ted's.