MY OTHER THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
Ireland is getting its first-ever gay prime minister. Apparently, voters were after his Lucky Charms...
A report says that almost half of all Americans die broke. Apparently, I haven't got long.
Oreo O's cereal is returning after a 10-year absence. The great national nightmare is almost over.
A new Dr. Suess museum has opened up in Springfield, Massachusetts. Would you like it? Yes, you would. Really like it? Heard it's good.