THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW

• Bye-bye Chicago, hello Miami! Jake Cutler will step in as the Dolphins' new quarterback with a 1-year, $10 million contract. 
• Chris Pratt and Anna Faris have filed for legal separation and have asked for privacy. 
• Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones said he had a scare several months ago when he had a "fight with a touch of lung cancer." But it seems as though doctors caught it early enough. 
• Taylor Swift and a former disc jockey she accuses of groping her began picking jurors yesterday in dueling lawsuits. 
• Meanwhile, an attorney says she's filing a lawsuit on behalf of three people who accuse Usher of not disclosing an alleged sexually transmitted disease diagnosis prior to sexual contact. 
• FOX NEWS anchor Eric Bowling has been suspended over alleged lewd texts to women. 
• Did you know GM is already selling a $5,000 electric car in China? China purchases 40% of the electric cars produced in the world. 
• In Tucson, Arizona, Little Caesar's pizza is experimenting with a pizza vending machine called a Pizza Portal. Where you would walk into their store, pick out a pizza and have it served up by the machine... never talking with a human. 
• A frowning poop emoji is said to be in the works. 
• Johnny Galecki is in talks to be part of the Roseanne reboot. By the way, even though Dan died in the series finale, John Goodman will be back. 
• Darren "Dutch" Daulton, the catcher who played a crucial role on the Philadelphia Phillies' 1993 World Series team, died on Sunday at the age of 55 after a lengthy battle with brain cancer. 
• Aaron Carter, the brother of Backstreet Boys' Nick Carter, has come out as bisexual. 
• Boeing has won a contract to build two 747s that will be used as the future Air Force One. 
• "So You Think You Can Dance" winner Joshua Allen has been sentenced to a year in jail on domestic violence charges. 
• A town in Iowa held a special election and of the 70 registered voters in town, NONE bothered to vote. 
• A study says pet dogs and cats are adding to the cause of global warming. 
• Half of the candidates for mayor in the city of Detroit are convicted felons. 
• Maine is raising the legal age to buy cigarettes to 21. 
• Oprah Winfrey says "I can't accept myself" being over 200 pounds. 
• YouTube gets 4.1 million views every minute. 
• Serena Williams and her friends enjoyed a 50's Themed Baby Shower over the weekend, with Bobby Sox and saddle shoes. 
• Two Chinese visitors to Germany found out the hard way that it's illegal to make the Nazi salute in public. 
• L'Oreal is predicting that soon, there will be male cosmetics counters popping up in stores.