SIGNS YOU ARE FROM A SMALL TOWN
You don't give directions by street names but by references (turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks past Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).
You can't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty," just like your town.
You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as "the rich people."
You decide to walk somewhere for exercise, and 5 people pull over and ask you if you want a ride somewhere.
Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away (or more).
Everyone who played sports had to play on every type of team, or there wouldn't be enough people to have a team.
You can charge at all the local stores or write checks without any ID.