ALL EASTER EGGS-TRAVAGANZA!
ALL EASTER EGGS-TRAVAGANZA!
- What do you call a rabbit that administers anesthesia? An Ether Bunny
- On Easter we all get together for an Egg McMuffin hunt.
- My mother was a health nut. I'm probably the only guy whose parents didn't hide candy eggs. I can't tell you how exciting it was to go on Easter Eggplant hunts.
- On Easter everybody in the family gets something new. My wife gets a new outfit. The kids get Easter baskets. The Easter Bunny gets the credit and I get the bills.
- Have you ever noticed the same people who snicker at kids believing in the Easter Bunny also believe in campaign promises?
- My best Easter was the year I quit wishing for the Easter Bunny to come and started praying for the Playboy Bunny.
- I still remember one Easter when I was a kid and mom and dad actually gave me a live bunny for Easter. I waited around all day for him to lay some eggs, but all I got were these little raisin things.
- Then there was the year my cat mistook my Easter basket for her litter box.
- Easter is a great time for lovers of jelly beans and chocolate covered eggs... and dentists.
- On Easter morning you get a good definition of a "basket case." It's the kid who eats all his candy eggs, goes into sugar shock and starts chewing on this basket.
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