TEN REASONS THE EASTER BUNNY BRINGS EGGS
TEN REASONS THE EASTER BUNNY BRINGS EGGS
- Tax Write-off
- Who wants Easter Bricks?
- Consider all of the varieties: Scrambled, over easy, hard boiled
- He gets a good deal from the local chickens
- Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose
- Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board
- Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny
- Would you want to hunt for waffles?
- He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year
- Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.
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