TODAY IS

TODAY IS

Taylor Hanson turns 33 today. Back in the day, he became famous with a group called "Taylor."

Prince Albert of Monaco's 58th birthday. I called to wish him a happy birthday, but he was in the can.

Adrian Zmed of "TJ Hooker" and "Bachelor Party" fame turns 62 today. If you need help figuring out a gift for him, how about a vowel for his last name?

Air personality Rick Dees turns 66 today. Remember, he's the man that gave us "Disco Duck" and we'll never forgive him for it.

Billy Crystal celebrates his 68th birthday today.

• He wants to have a party but, ironically, can't find anyone to host it.
• Oh wait, this year, his birthday party is being hosted by Chris Rock.
• Isn't it about time the Academy hosted a party for him?
• Can't we come up with something for him to host?

Michael Caine and Quincy Jones both turn 83 today. You never do see them together.

Potato Chip Day -- Your choice of salty snack may reveal your personality, says Alan Hirsch, M.D., neurological director of the Smell