TODAY IS

TODAY IS

Ooh, it's St. Patrick's Day Eve! It's also the day to get out and hit those "After the Ides of March" sales.

Flavor Flav turns 57 today. At what point does he just go back to being Bill Drayton, Jr.? All seven of his kids have the middle name, Drayton.

Eric Estrada turns 67 today. Back in the day, he played a character named Ponch on the TV series, "Chips." These days, he has a paunch thanks to eating too many chips.

Jerry Lewis turns the big 9-0 today... and now he gets Labor Day weekends off!

Lips Appreciation Day -- According to psychic lip reader and author Maxine Albert, "Your personality shines through your lip print. To find out what your lips prints say, apply dark lipstick, then kiss a sheet of paper. If your mouth mark is..."

• Closed -- You might be a little shy, but men read that as mysterious and sexy. You pay attention to details and have impeccable manners that his mother will love.
• Open -- You're approachable and talkative, even a social butterfly who's usually the center of attention. Friends describe you as fun loving and passionate.

If your mouth contains...

• Many lines -- You're always on the go and have a real rest for life. You sometimes forget to take some time out for yourself.
• Few lines -- You're a well rounded person with a keen business know how that will take you far in your career and finances.