OTHER STUFF...

A survey says 39% of Americans say they would give up sex to never have to worry about being hacked. Finally, I'm in the majority of something.

A Japanese study claims that eating ice cream for breakfast actually makes us smarter! Good enough for me. Done. No more questions. Next topic...

Breaking news -- my diet has officially busted.

I wasn't so worried about politics at Thanksgiving dinner. I'm more worried about what happens at Festivus, during the annual Airing of the Grievances.

Points to the neighbor who stuffed a Samsung Galaxy 7 in his turkey and cooked it from the inside.

This past week, we lost a dictator that required everyone to obey the rules or be punished. But health care, education, and food for the children was always provided. RIP Carol Brady

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