MY OTHER THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
Former FBI Director James Comey did not want to be left alone in a room with Donald Trump. So apparently, he is in touch with his feminine side.
There's a bar in Washington, D.C., that offered a free drink every time President Trump tweeted about former FBI Director James Comey during his testimony last Thursday. We don't know if there were any survivors.
Because Comey used the word in his testimony, "Lordy" is showing up all over the Internet. Lordy, I hope this doesn't become a trend. Crap!
Forbes has published a new expose on Eric Trump's charity golf tournaments. If the president subscribed, he won't now.
Former F.B.I. Director Jim Comey says he spoke with President Trump nine times in four months. If you're curious, that did break Melania's record.
Like my grandfather used to say, "Where am I?"
Welcome back to work everyone except those bastards that won the Powerball over the weekend.
The United States is where Dads get a day and sharks get a whole week.