HEADLINE TRUTH OR TRASH

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"To Protect Her Image, Ellen Accidentally Fired Herself!"

Trash! But she was thinking about trading in her Portia for a newer model.

"Flight to Nowhere Sells Out in Ten Minutes!"
Truth! Qantas announced a 7-hour scenic "flight to nowhere" over Australia-and said it sold out in 10 minutes. "It's probably the fastest selling flight in Qantas history," said CEO Alan Joyce. Basically for folks who just really miss flying and traveling.

"National Park Mails Trash Back to Litterbug Campers!"
Truth! Thailand's beautiful Khao Yai National Park mailed a big bag of trash to the campers who left if behind at their campsite. The package included a snarky note as well. Park officials have also lodged a complaint with police that could cost the campers a $16,000 fine!

"To Protect Her Image, Ellen Accidentally Fired Herself!"
Trash! But she was thinking about trading in her Portia for a newer model.

"Murder Suspect Proposes to His Accuser in Court! She Says Yes!"
Truth! In Germany a 48-year-old man made a marriage proposal in court to the woman he was on trial for allegedly trying to kill with a bayonet! She said yes and then refused to testify against him.

"The New All-Pizza Diet!"
Trash! Only in your dreams...

"Louis Vuitton Puts Out $1,000 Designer Face Shield!"
Truth! Yep - because their Louis Vuitton - that's why. The LV Shield consists of a visor made from a plastic-like material, fabric trim featuring the company's signature LV monogram, an elasticated strap and golden studs engraved with the Louis Vuitton name.

"The movie 'Wizard of Oz' Was Actually Sending Messages to Enemies!"
Trash! Only if the enemies were flying monkeys. And they actually existed.

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