SKIPPING CHURCH?
(Reader's Digest) Thom S. Rainer, the founder of Church Answers, an online community for church leaders, asked ministers and churchgoers alike to share the best excuses they've heard for skipping church:
- "I couldn't get the lid off the peanut butter."
- "The church is too close to drive and too far to walk."
- "Both of my girlfriends attend church there."
- "The pastor stays in the Bible too much."
- "The pastor is too attractive. When I see him preaching, I have impure thoughts and I am distracted."
- "My wife cooked bacon for breakfast, and our entire family smelled like bacon."
- "The worship leader pulls up his pants too often. It's distracting."
- "I always get hemorrhoids on Sundays."
- "Someone called me 'brother' instead of using my name."
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