HEADLINE TRUTH OR TRASH
"Amazon's Alexa Threatening to Go on Strike!"
Trash! She actually did. But when you say, "Alexa, don't strike," She backs down.
"98-Year-Old Mom Moves Into Retirement Home to Take Care of Her Son!"
Truth! Over in England. 98-yer-old Ada Keating says, "You never stop being a mum."
"Eating Three Onions a Day Keeps The Doctor Away!"
Trash! But it takes care of everyone else.
"Mentally Ill Plane Hijacker Running for Mayor of New York!"
Truth! 17-years ago Aaron Commey (KOH-may) was arrested for trying to hijack an airliner at gunpoint! He was acquitted by reason of insanity in 2003 and was released from a prison medical facility in 2015. Now he's running for mayor of New York City as a Libertarian!
"Kellogg's Apologizes for Racist Corn Pop!"
Truth! It seems the box showed a bunch of yellow corn pops hanging around and having fun at a mall - except for a single brown corn pop, which is working as a janitor. Someone noticed and complained. Kellogg's apologized and says they're changing the artwork.
"Coming Soon -- All-Zombie Version of Holiday Inn!"
Trash! But there was word that some actors were just dying to get in.
"Woman Buys Cop "Sorry I Tried to Bite You" Cake!"
Truth! Celina Dally of Lake Charles, Louisiana drank too much, got arrested, tried to bite a cop and later felt bad. Sent him a cookie cake with "Sorry I tried to bite you" in green and white icing. And we're back.
"Eating Pizza Adds 20 Years To Your Life!"
Trash! My dedicated research is still going.
Trash! She actually did. But when you say, "Alexa, don't strike," She backs down.
"98-Year-Old Mom Moves Into Retirement Home to Take Care of Her Son!"
Truth! Over in England. 98-yer-old Ada Keating says, "You never stop being a mum."
"Eating Three Onions a Day Keeps The Doctor Away!"
Trash! But it takes care of everyone else.
"Mentally Ill Plane Hijacker Running for Mayor of New York!"
Truth! 17-years ago Aaron Commey (KOH-may) was arrested for trying to hijack an airliner at gunpoint! He was acquitted by reason of insanity in 2003 and was released from a prison medical facility in 2015. Now he's running for mayor of New York City as a Libertarian!
"Kellogg's Apologizes for Racist Corn Pop!"
Truth! It seems the box showed a bunch of yellow corn pops hanging around and having fun at a mall - except for a single brown corn pop, which is working as a janitor. Someone noticed and complained. Kellogg's apologized and says they're changing the artwork.
"Coming Soon -- All-Zombie Version of Holiday Inn!"
Trash! But there was word that some actors were just dying to get in.
"Woman Buys Cop "Sorry I Tried to Bite You" Cake!"
Truth! Celina Dally of Lake Charles, Louisiana drank too much, got arrested, tried to bite a cop and later felt bad. Sent him a cookie cake with "Sorry I tried to bite you" in green and white icing. And we're back.
"Eating Pizza Adds 20 Years To Your Life!"
Trash! My dedicated research is still going.
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