SIX REASONS YOU REALLY SHOULD OWN A DOG
- A dog never asks why you're late, where you've been, why you didn't call. Even when you act badly, he will greet you with unbridled enthusiasm.
- Two guys are walking through a park. One is alone. One is with a dog. Beautiful women approaches. Guess which guy she stops to talk to.
- He many eat the remote control but will never challenge your authority over it.
- Ready for Frisbee, any day, any time.
- Will remind you every hour of every day that it is your life and you should live it for yourself, even if that means occasionally telling your boss to go hump a skunk.
- When the worst that can happen happens, he will always have your back.