YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHEAPSKATE WHEN

• You line the inside of your purse with aluminum foil at an all-you-can-eat buffet. 
• You've ever eaten noodles and ketchup. 
• You unroll 2-ply toilet paper for the extra roll. 
• You re-use Q-tips. 
• You cross out names on greeting cards and send them to others. 
• You've ever put new soles on your flip-flops. 
• You buy an outfit for a special event, and then return it. 
• You sharpen a pencil until you hit the eraser. 
• You buy birthday presents at garage sales. 
• Anyone in your family still owns a Yugo. 
• You've ever crashed a wedding reception.