WHAT WOMEN WANT TO HEAR
A female correspondent for Men's Health magazine says the top three things women most want to hear from a man are...
- "I can't wait to see you."
- "I love waking up next to you."
- "I brought you something."
That's what women want to hear in an idealistic world. In the real world woman wan to hear a guy smelling of stale beer and cigars say:
- Yo, babe, could ya' tell me if this looks infected?
- So what if we're walking two miles to the stadium, you look damn good in those stilettos.
- Here's a gift certificate to that new Victoria's Secret store, buy yourself something to wear to wear to work.
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