Friday, February 17, 2017

WHAT WOMEN WANT TO HEAR

A female correspondent for Men's Health magazine says the top three things women most want to hear from a man are...
  • "I can't wait to see you."
  • "I love waking up next to you."
  • "I brought you something."

That's what women want to hear in an idealistic world. In the real world woman wan to hear a guy smelling of stale beer and cigars say:
  • Yo, babe, could ya' tell me if this looks infected?
  • So what if we're walking two miles to the stadium, you look damn good in those stilettos.
  • Here's a gift certificate to that new Victoria's Secret store, buy yourself something to wear to wear to work.


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