17th Annual Memorial Scholarship Golf Tournament

Monday, February 27, 2017

WOULD YOU RATHER

  • Would you rather drink a cup of water from the toilet bowl at the office or slide naked into a sleeping bag only to find a large rat down at the bottom?
  • Would you rather hear your best friend say, "I really find myself attracted to your wife/husband" or hear your best friend say, "Sorry but I've just been offered your job?"
  • Would you rather run a mile with a cracked shin bone, or do 100 situps on a hardwood floor with a cracked tail bone?
  • Would you rather live in a neighborhood with The Fat Albert Gang or constantly traveling around in the Mystery Machine with the crew from Scooby Doo?
  • Would you rather be able to fully comprehend any written material just by sniffing the words or be able to impersonate the voice of anybody you choose?
  • Would you rather give up caffeine for the rest of your life, or give up cursing for the rest of your life?
  • Would you rather eat a bottle cap, or a spider the size of a bottle cap?
  • Would you rather talk like you have a mouth full of walnuts, or walk like you have a walnut up your butt?

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