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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

THINGS A WOMAN SHOULD NEVER TELL A GUY

All the cute things your pet does
Coddling a pet makes men suspect your ideal companion is completely dependent upon you for food, lets you dress him up in colorful wool sweater, and can be castrated if he starts acting too frisky.

Your belief in alternative medicine
When a woman tells a guy about their experiences with aromatherapy, reflexology, or crystals, all they hear is, "Unstable," "unstable," "unstable."

How impressed you are with what others make
Ogling a man's paycheck makes them feel like you're attaching his worth to his wallet. And he knows there's always going to be someone out there with deeper pockets than his.

How beautiful the scenery is
When confronted by natural beauty men prefer to contemplate it in silence.

Who your favorite celebrities are dating
Men don't care. Men have too hard a time keeping up with their own relationships; the last thing they want is the responsibility of keeping up with the lives of people they'll never meet.

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