TODAY IS
New month -- November has arrived! Turn back the clocks this coming weekend, Election Day a week from today, Veterans Day a week from Friday, Thanksgiving Day three weeks from Thursday.
Actress/TV host Jenny McCarthy turns 44 today. It will be much shorter if we just say what she hasn't done. She owes half her career to Hugh Hefner and the other half to the invention of silicone.
Sophie B. Hawkins turns 49 today... not to be confused with Sophie A. Hawkins. I'm glad she used the "B" so we didn't confuse her with any other famous Sophie Hawkins.
Big Kenny of the country duo Big and Rich turns 53 today. That's big.
Fernando Valenzuela turns 56 today. There was a time when he struck fear when he approved the pitcher's mound. Today, he's more mound than pitcher.
Lyle Lovett turns 59 today. I heard he has a very large band. To think he was married to Julia Roberts for almost two years. Of the 59 years Lyle has been around, those were the two that aged him the most.
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt turns 74 today. No idea how.
All Saints Day -- Since 1983, there has been a 50% decline in the number of miracles required for you to become a saint.
Actress/TV host Jenny McCarthy turns 44 today. It will be much shorter if we just say what she hasn't done. She owes half her career to Hugh Hefner and the other half to the invention of silicone.
Sophie B. Hawkins turns 49 today... not to be confused with Sophie A. Hawkins. I'm glad she used the "B" so we didn't confuse her with any other famous Sophie Hawkins.
Big Kenny of the country duo Big and Rich turns 53 today. That's big.
Fernando Valenzuela turns 56 today. There was a time when he struck fear when he approved the pitcher's mound. Today, he's more mound than pitcher.
Lyle Lovett turns 59 today. I heard he has a very large band. To think he was married to Julia Roberts for almost two years. Of the 59 years Lyle has been around, those were the two that aged him the most.
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt turns 74 today. No idea how.
All Saints Day -- Since 1983, there has been a 50% decline in the number of miracles required for you to become a saint.
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