TODAY IS

Britain's Prince Peter Mark Andrew Phillips turns 39. He's 13th in line for the throne, which is about as likely as me taking over for Kobe Bryant when he retired.

Actor Johnny Lee Miller turns 44 today. He plays Sherlock Holmes on "Elementary" and was the first Mr. Angelina Jolie. Their marriage only lasted 18 months. He's a marathon runner; probably because he wants to get as far away from her as possible.

Rap singer E-40 turns 48 today. His cousin is a famous Bingo player, B-13.

Former Tonight Show bandleader Kevin Eubanks is 59. He left the show several years ago. Apparently, he saw the writing on the cue card.

Beverly D'Angelo -- forever to be known as Mrs. Clark Griswold in "Christmas Vacation" -- turns 62 today. Just about time to watch her and the rest of the Griswold family again.

Frida Lyngstad, one of the original members of Abba, celebrates her 71st birthday today. Back in Abba's hey day, "Dancing Queen" had such a different meaning.

Wow, Petula Clark turns 84 today. She seemed so much younger in the 60's. Wait a minute...

Ed Asner turns 87 today. If you look up "crotchety" in the dictionary, Ed's picture is there.

C.W. McCall, who gave us the song "Convoy" turns 88 today. He hopes to live to be 10-4. 

It's National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day!