Thursday, March 9, 2017

My Thoughts For The Day

A Texas professor has invented a breathalyzer that detects if someone has the flu. Oh, you can already tell if someone has the flu. They're the person who shows up to work sick so they don't have to use up their vacation time.

Psychologists are claiming that social media is causing more people to feel lonely. I'd pass that along to my friends on Facebook, but I don't have any.

U.S. Soccer says all players must stand during the playing of the National Anthem. They also said that players are allowed to cover their heart while it's playing, but they can't use their hands.

White supremacist David Duke has been suspended from Twitter. I can't imagine what he might have said. Wait... yes, I can.

They say that because of all the budget cuts at the IRS, the odds of getting audited are lower than they've been in 13 years. Remember, if anyone asks, we had lunch 231 times last year.

I was going to open a blank document in Word, but I refused to be marginalized!

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