17th Annual Memorial Scholarship Golf Tournament

Monday, March 6, 2017

WOULD YOU RATHER?

  • Would you rather be as rich as Bill Gates but as fat as Jabba the Hut, or be a complete knockout but be homeless and broke? 
  • Would you rather have all the books you wanted for the rest of your life but no TV, or have a huge TV with a great video library, but never be allowed to read? 
  • Would you rather have permanent bed hair, or always have to wear a sports hat from a rival team? 
  • Would you rather die by being strapped to a wrecking ball and slammed into the side of a building or, by lying in the direct path of 100 stampeding elephants? 
  • Would you rather have a permanent smile on your face, or have to urinate once an hour? 
  • Would you rather clean (for a living) golf balls in the mouth or clean silverware in your mouth? 
  • Would you rather live in a world where a lightbulb starts to glow above people's heads every time they begin to lie or live in a world where every morning when they wake up everyone forgets what they were angry about yesterday?

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