WOULD YOU RATHER?

• Would you rather be married to someone 100 pounds overweight, or someone who has a perfect body but smokes two packs a day? 
• Would you rather be seasick for 3 days or be drunk and spinning for 6 hours straight? 
• Would you rather live in a world where no one ever used profanity, or live in a world where no one ever burped or passed gas in public? 
• What would you rather hear? "I'm sorry, I thought you were a urinal" or, "I'm glad you like it... my secret ingredient is boogers." 
• Would you rather do a national TV infomercial for feminine hygiene products or a law firm that specializes in personal injury law suits? 
• Would you rather hold your finger in the middle of a candle flame for 10 seconds, or hold a bowling ball above your head and drop it directly onto your bare foot? 
• Would you rather be a compulsive liar, or marry one that you can't divorce? 
• Would you rather live in a world where TV sitcoms never existed, or live in a world without theme parks (Disney, Six Flags, Sea World, etc.).