TODAY IS

Johnny Diesel turns 50 and is still the most expensive grade of singer out there.

Brooke Shields turns 51 today. That's 123 in model years. Another ten years and she'll be able to star in the movie, "Blue Hair Lagoon." Or not. 

McDarryl McDaniels, the D of Run DMC, turns 52. That explains why the group is changing their name to Slow Jog MC.

Singer Corey Hart turns 54 today. He's dropped the sunglasses and now wears reading glasses at night.

Clint Eastwood turns 86 today. You've got to be asking yourself, how many years does he have left?
  • I heard the chair is planning a surprise party for him.
  • He's more of a "Dirty Harold" now.
  • Sure, you could sneak up behind him and yell, "Happy birthday!" but you gotta be askin' yourself... "Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya?"


World No-Tobacco Day -- A day to celebrate life by throwing away those smokes away. Guys, here's the best reason to stop smoking: Lighting up restricts blood circulation, which may make it more difficult for your body to become aroused.

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