TOP FIVE SIGNS SOMEONE MADE THE COFFEE TOO WEEK

1. Every person who poured a cup yelled out, "NOOOOOOOO!"
2. Starbucks insists its name not be within 50-feet of the coffee pot
3. Some folks thought it was a sample of Detroit water
4. Even the tea drinkers were complaining about it
5. The pot was mistaken for a pitcher of water