17th Annual Memorial Scholarship Golf Tournament

Friday, April 28, 2017

CAN I GET A REFERENCE?

If you've ever been in a situation where you have to write a reference letter for someone, be it an employee or a friend, you know how hard it is -- especially if the person doesn't deserve it. That's why this handy list of phrases will help you out:

  • Great presentation skills: Able to sling the bull 
  • Good communication skills: Spends lots of time on phone 
  • Average employee: Not too bright 
  • Exceptionally well qualified: Made no major blunders yet 
  • Work is the first priority: Too ugly to get a date 
  • Active socially: Drinks a lot 
  • Family is active socially: Spouse drinks, too 
  • Independent worker: Nobody knows what he/she does 
  • Quick thinker: Offers plausible excuses 
  • Careful thinker: Won't make a decision 
  • Aggressive: Obnoxious 
  • Uses logic on difficult jobs: Gets someone else to do it 
  • Expresses themselves well: Speaks English 
  • Meticulous attention to detail: A nit picker 
  • Has leadership qualities: Is tall or has a loud voice 
  • Exceptionally good judgement: Lucky 
  • Keen sense of humor: Knows a lot of dirty jokes 
  • Career minded: Back Stabber 
  • Loyal: Can't get a job anywhere else 

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