WOULD YOU RATHER

• Would you rather spend 1 month alone adrift in a lifeboat or 1 year alone on a deserted tropical island before being rescued? 
• Would you rather miss the first 10 minutes of every movie you see or have to read the last page first of every book you read? 
• Would you rather have underarm hair that grows 12 inches every day, or have a bright green cloud emit from your body every time you pass gas? 
• Would you rather be able to eat whatever you want but never become overweight or have a special immune system that made it impossible for you to ever catch any kind of disease? 
• You've been given a terrible curse from a nasty witch doctor. Would you rather it be that you can never taste food again, or that you can never hear music again for the rest of your life. 
• Would you rather always have Cheetos residue on your finger tips, or always have a milk mustache? 
• Would you rather be in a room with your closest friends only they're always terribly drunk, or in a room with a group of sober and polite strangers, but you'll never understand the language they speak. 
• Would you rather watch a real state execution, or watch a real autopsy?