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"Crazed Farmer Creates Sauna Just For His Chickens!"
Trash! He had one for a while, but the chickens spent so much time in there, they all started laying poached eggs.
"Teachers Arrested and Fired For Bullying Little Girl!"
Truth! - Two teachers in Louisiana. The girl was 11. One teacher threatened to fail three other students if they didn't fight the victim, and reportedly told her to "go and kill herself."
"Billy Ray Cyrus Legally Drops 'Billy Ray' from Name!"
Truth! He told Rolling Stone "After August 25th, I will be the artist formerly known as Billy Ray. I'm just going by my last name Cyrus." He explained, "I always went by Cyrus, and I begged Mercury Records to call me Cyrus in the beginning because that's what I was comfortable with. I'm going to the hospital where I was born in Bellefonte, Kentucky, and legally changing my name."
"New Samsung S8 Phone Gives Back Massages!"
Trash! Well, if you put it on your back and continually called yourself while it's on vibrate, then it does.
"Father Uses Stun Gun on Kid for Not Doing His Homework!"
Truth! In Goodyear, Arizona, 49-year-old Darrly Ingram was charged with child abuse because police say he used a stun gun on his son multiple times - because the 11-year-old boy didn't do his homework. The boy turned up at school with abrasions on his right shoulder.
"Trump Lunch Guidelines Allow Cardboard To Be Considered a Vegetable!"
Trash! However, a cardboard picture of broccoli is a finalist.
"Amazon Wants to Watch You While You Get Dressed!"
Truth! Amazon is billing the "Echo Look" as the "style assistant" to the original Echo's virtual assistant. It lets you take top-to-bottom photos and videos of yourself in various outfits, store them in a "personal look book," and send them to friends to get fashion advice. It will also rate how you look in various outfits using "machine learning algorithms with advice from fashion specialists."
"Inventor Creates Car Made Entirely Out of Bees Wax!"
Trash! Actually, he tried several times but his car kept breaking out in hives.
Trash! He had one for a while, but the chickens spent so much time in there, they all started laying poached eggs.
"Teachers Arrested and Fired For Bullying Little Girl!"
Truth! - Two teachers in Louisiana. The girl was 11. One teacher threatened to fail three other students if they didn't fight the victim, and reportedly told her to "go and kill herself."
"Billy Ray Cyrus Legally Drops 'Billy Ray' from Name!"
Truth! He told Rolling Stone "After August 25th, I will be the artist formerly known as Billy Ray. I'm just going by my last name Cyrus." He explained, "I always went by Cyrus, and I begged Mercury Records to call me Cyrus in the beginning because that's what I was comfortable with. I'm going to the hospital where I was born in Bellefonte, Kentucky, and legally changing my name."
"New Samsung S8 Phone Gives Back Massages!"
Trash! Well, if you put it on your back and continually called yourself while it's on vibrate, then it does.
"Father Uses Stun Gun on Kid for Not Doing His Homework!"
Truth! In Goodyear, Arizona, 49-year-old Darrly Ingram was charged with child abuse because police say he used a stun gun on his son multiple times - because the 11-year-old boy didn't do his homework. The boy turned up at school with abrasions on his right shoulder.
"Trump Lunch Guidelines Allow Cardboard To Be Considered a Vegetable!"
Trash! However, a cardboard picture of broccoli is a finalist.
"Amazon Wants to Watch You While You Get Dressed!"
Truth! Amazon is billing the "Echo Look" as the "style assistant" to the original Echo's virtual assistant. It lets you take top-to-bottom photos and videos of yourself in various outfits, store them in a "personal look book," and send them to friends to get fashion advice. It will also rate how you look in various outfits using "machine learning algorithms with advice from fashion specialists."
"Inventor Creates Car Made Entirely Out of Bees Wax!"
Trash! Actually, he tried several times but his car kept breaking out in hives.
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