MY OTHER THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI over Memorial Day weekend. You'd think he, if anyone, would know best when it's time to use a driver.
The New York Post gets credit for this headline: "DUI of the Tiger"
Tiger claims he took four shots, but only wrote down three.
Not even Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson could save "Baywatch: the movie." Ironically, it could not be rescued.
Do you think Kim Jong Un shoots off those missiles over the weekend just in case someone asks, "So, how was your weekend?" "Oh, just fired off a big rocket, if you know what I mean... "
Prince Charles has received an honorary degree from a school in Transylvania. Insert your vampire joke here.
Former Ford CEO Mark Fields will be given a $54.4-million severance package. That'll show him.