WOULD YOU RATHER?

• Would you rather have all your thoughts displayed on a screen on your forehead or you could only tell the truth? 
• Would you rather be able to turn into an animal of your choice at any time or control the weather? 
• Would you rather move around like an inch worm or have to swallow your food by unhinging your jaw like a snake? 
• Would you rather kiss a wookie or deliver bad news to Darth Vader? 
• Would you rather be too naive or too cynical? 
• Would you rather be able to change TV channels by simply blinking your eyes, or magically always know what time it is? 
• Would you rather spend the night with Chris Brown in bed next to you, or share a cross country taxi ride with your worst enemy? 
• Would you rather date someone who talks to loudly or someone who looks like they are constantly staring? 
• Would you rather get your hand caught in the garbage disposal or notice a foreign object in your candy bar after you've already taken two big bites? 
• Would you rather have an uncontrollable urge to always introduce yourself to new people in the voice and style of a professional wrestling announcer, or have your legal name changed to Pussy Willow? 
• Would you rather be the winner on "America's Got Talent," or win an Olympic Gold Medal? 
• Would you rather never be able to use toilet paper (or any type of substitute), on never be able to use eating utensils? 
• Would you rather be able to always see 15 minutes into your future or be able to always see 15 minutes into the past of everyone else?